Obama Joke(s)

The first part is the original one sent by a family member and then followed by my own modification/version.


President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America !!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the new regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID"

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am"

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check"

Cashier: "Look Mr.. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States ?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally said: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

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And now my very own version of the ending (I need to copyright this ..haha)...

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally said sarcastically and arrogantly:
“Ok, I’m  the  Black President! ...uhmmmm.... with a white house by the way!”

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

Obama (jokingly): Sorry, I don’t like bills, I’ve seen and signed enough of them ...give me that in change!

Cashier (bemused): Change? ... CHAAAANGE?

Obama (giggles): Are you crazy? ... I was just kidding!!

Cashier:  Of course you were!!!!

LOL!!!.........Avagudweekendoevuione!!